Viagra Boys – Man Made of Meat (Lyrics)

Written By: Elias Jungqvist, Henrik Höckert, Linus Hillborg, Oskar Carls, Pelle Gunnerfeldt, Sebastian Murphy, Tor Sjöden

Lyrics (Start at 0:01):

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Overweight freaks ride around on wheelchairs motorised by electric motors made by goblins in a factory overseas
They are there to buy drywall and other products that they can eat back at home on the sofa
They watch TV
They watch TV about a man named Chandler Bing
Who died in a freak hot tubbing accident
And spent his time drinking hot dog-flavoured water on a popular TV show called Tub Girls

I don’t wanna pay for anything
Clothes and food and drugs for free
If it was 1970 I’d have a job at a factory
I am a man that’s made of meat
And you’re on the internet looking at feet
I hate almost everything that I see
And I just wanna disappear

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I’m standing outside of the McDonalds, I’m uh, flexing my muscles till I explode
I hope they see me at the drive thru lane (Ahhh)
I hope they see me at the drive thru lane
I stand outside of the L.L. Bean
I’m trying to get some free women sweaters, you know what I mean?
I hope they see me at the drive thru lane
I hope
I hope they, I hope they, I hope they

I don’t wanna pay for anything
Clothes and food and drugs for free
If it was 1970 I’d have a job at a factory
I am a man that’s made of meat
And you’re on the internet looking at feet
I hate almost everything that I see
And I just wanna disappear

I’ve subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans
I spend five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets
And I’ll spend another ten dollars a month
To chat with her on the AI chat program
It feels great

I don’t wanna pay for anything
Clothes and food and drugs for free
If it was 1970 l’d have a job at a factory
I am a man that’s made of meat
And you’re on the internet looking at feet
I hate almost everything that I see
And I just wanna disappear